MonteCristo

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MonteCristo: We’ve got a long way to go…

Let’s get down to business
To defeat Asians.
Did they send me nooblords
Who just eat the stuns?

You’re the saddest pros I ever met
And you can barely take a blue.
Misters, we’ll make a team
Out of you.

Tranquil as a Dyrus,
But a Flame within.
Once you fix your voice comm
You are sure to win.

You can’t close a game nor call a shot,
And you couldn’t kill Ryu.
Somehow we’ll make a team
Out of you.

Nientonsoh: I’m never gonna learn top lane.
Chauster: I don’t think I can play Nami.
Link: Boy, was I a fool who’ll pay for cutting scrims.
Bigfatlp: We need to win LCS.
Doublelift: Hope he doesn’t ward and see me.
HotshotGG: Now I really wish that I could get those wins!

CLG!
We must CS like a Chinese carry!
CLG!
With all the peel of a great Monsoon!
CLG!
With all the poise of a perfect Smite steal!
Mysterious as a champ without a rune!

Time is racing toward us
‘Til the Worlds arrive.
Know your every team comp
And you might survive.

You weren’t suited for the Rift before,
So train up or else you’re screwed.
How can we make a team
Out of you?

CLG!
We must CS like a Chinese carry!
CLG!
With all the peel of a great Monsoon!
CLG!
With all the poise of a perfect Smite steal!
Mysterious as a champ without a rune!

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